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Christmas Countdown 2013 – 7 December

My favourite Christmas songs 8th of 10

Coming in at number 8 is The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl with their awesome Fairytale Of New York.

It was denied the 1987 Christmas No.1 spot in the UK by the Pet Shop Boys, who I also love. I found a Fairytale of New York it to be quirky, dramatic, funny and has me singing along every single time even if Shawn MacGowan good do with a good visit to the dentist!

Today's featured Anthology Author is

Caitlin Ricci with her story A Jaguar for Christmas

Jackson doesn’t really understand why everyone is so excited about Christmas. The holiday hasn’t meant anything but loneliness to him for years. But when a new model comes in for a photo shoot, will it be the chance he needs to break out of his old routine and try something different?

Info on Caitlin Ricci

Caitlin can be found on her blog here.

Did you like her story? Facebook her here to let her know.

Not read it yet? Download the anthology for FREE at Love Lane Books or All Romance eBooks

Mr RJ's Crap Joke Section

Today on Facebook dear RJ likened me to a Christmas Elf. So guess what…We have a fine rubbish selection of Elf based Christmas jokes for you today.

Will start with one from Ann Marie who commented with this groaner on the 5th's competition.  Bless you Ann Marie and I have the same trouble with RJ.  I can only get away with so many :).

Which one of Santa's elves is the best singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.

Until the next time.  Adiós…

The Twenty Five Days of Christmas Competition


For the master post explaining prizes, etc, visit Competition and prizes for the twenty five days of Christmas
Don't forget every entry you make counts towards the grand prize on 25 December.  So if you enter every day, you will have 24 chances for to win..


Today enter the competition to win a rather unique signed hand coloured RJ Scott doodle, your choice of ten signed postcards and a RJ Pen.

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Comments

  3. What lies in a pram and wobbles?
    A jelly baby

    What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?
    Peels of laughter

    How do monkeys make toast?
    Stick some bread under the gorilla

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    Wayne in a manger…

    What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frost bite.

    Hubby won't let me tell any more . . *pouts*

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  5. Not familiar with your music choice. Listening to Aaron Neville's Soulful Christmas right now. His rendition of Ave Marie will bring tears to your eyes, others on the album make you want to dance

    What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker

    What's green, white and red all over?
    A sunburned elf

    Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
    Rude-olf

    I'll stop now.

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